Happy birthday to myself, two days ago. Happy birthday to bff Cassie, six days ago. Happy birthday to my brother, eight days ago. Happy birthday to mummy, ten days ago. Happy birthday to other bff Hunter, twelve days ago. Happy current and future birthdays to all September babies, the best month ever! That means you: Danny, Paula, Kelly, Tam, Tammy, whoever the fuck you guys are! Lol. THE BEST MONTH EVER!

H’anyways, nothing beats working on your own birthday, making money on your birthday, then going out and celebrating a glass of wine with your closest gfs and bf, and having your work bff call the restaurant, having the servers bring you over wine tastings so you could choose your fave for the night. She’s such a pimp, she first sent me a glass of wine while we ate in two separate parties, and for my birthday she couldn’t make, so she sends me another gift instead. Nothing beats not getting wasted on your twenty-first hahaha, til next Sunday… but then again, I have class early next morning.

Thanks everyone for the birthday greetings, wishes, and gifts. I had the greatest birthday ever to date! Thanks to the boyfriend, for being the most generous person everrrrrr. Let’s see how I top you for your birthday brehhhh.